Google To Make TV Shows To Convince Young Audiences It Is Not Evil (Really!)
The shows are rumoured to feature members of Google’s executive suite tending to rabbits and other soft, non-threatening animals, presumably to counterbalance the company’s fondness for collecting your biometric data.
In one episode, executives are expected to plant trees while actors dressed as “everyday citizens” stand nearby clapping earnestly, some even crying, as a plane with a sign written banner 'do no evil' flies through the back of the shot.
This, your correspondent believes, is a surefire way to repair Google's image among younger viewers, who are notoriously sceptical of big tech, but famously trusting of CEOs who pet ducks on camera and quietly drop diversity initiatives.
Sources close to the project say, “We Swear This Isn’t a Black Mirror Episode.”
